First middle finger salute: American Airlines. Thanks for putting me on an earlier flight to Miami. And then NOT putting me on an earlier flight to Atlanta. Assholes. Also, thanks for breaking the straps on my backpack. Assholes.
Second middle finger salute: Atlanta Hartsfield International Airport. Thanks for having an airborne traffic jam, and delaying my flight by 75 minutes tonight because there was nowhere for us to land. WTF. Assholes.
First thumbs up, part 1: To my mom. Thanks for letting me use your car, and for everything you’ve done for me the past 7 months. You’ve saved my ass more times that I can count. The best!
First thumbs up, part 2: To my dad. Thanks to him, I now have a car! 1987 Nissan Stanza, with sliding van-type rear doors. And original 1980’s radio. Awesome! I’ve got the best parents.
Second thumbs up: To the random girl at the airport in Atlanta, who, while waiting at baggage claim, gave me half her chocolate Clif Bar out of the blue. She must have been reading my mind. I love it when people are nice for no reason.
Third thumbs up: To Kroger. Thanks for being open at 2am so I could buy some chocolate soy milk and cereal. I have missed these things for months. Yum.